Thursday, August 21, 2008

Something I Am Good At

There are a lot of things I just don't understand, don't know, and can't do. An obvious statement, I know. For example, understanding boys.... completely lost. And you'd think with 6 brothers I might have a little insight. I really don't. Which is probably why I am 32 and still single. I apparently haven't figured out THE secret, or maybe it is THEIR secret.

However, since moving to MN I have found that I am good at something. I have the exceptional talent of precision placement of the heel of my pointy toed stilettos directly in a crack in the sidewalk or parking lot. This usually results in my shoe getting stuck and it coming off my foot, sometimes all the way, but I am now very adept at taking it all in stride and popping my shoe back on without skipping a beat. Ok, maybe one beat, but that's all. I know, not everyone has the knack of perfect heel placement in cracks, but that is one talent that I have perfected almost to an art, and I don't even have to think about it, it just happens!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I <3 you!!!! You always make me laugh.